existence is nice at Bingham's Bagel Deli. The loathed consumers are dealt the bad remedy they appear to deserve, undesirable rap track is performed loudly, and The Rat is killed usually adequate to stem his immortality. And the insane homeless regulars -- like drunken Little Johnny Redbeard -- continue lifestyles attention-grabbing.

But whilst a rival methods the staff into pondering that the deli's closure is coming near near, they do the single logical factor: rather than giving up, they choose to exit in a blaze of glory, handing their shoppers the humiliation and abuse that the pesky social agreement had formerly forbidden. yet as insults flip to attacks and snide comments flip to harassment and seasoned wrestling strikes, an odd factor occurs. company is going up -- means up -- as humans come again in droves, begging for extra.

But the flame that burns two times as brilliant burns part as lengthy, and as pop-culture welcomes the parody musical staff "The Bialy Pimps" and its frivolous promoting computing device -- and because the group pushes to determine how a lot undesirable habit society will settle for -- the violent highway to reputation starts off to suppose like a runaway teach, uncontrolled and headed for destruction…

The Bialy Pimps is a story which can basically be spun by means of the twisted, vaguely profane brain of outspoken blogger Johnny B. Truant. Combining hilarity with questions about conformity and even if the tail or the puppy is the single doing the wagging, this tale can not help yet elevate a query for the reader: If the remainder of your pals determined to undergo the Face-Kicking laptop, may you do it too?

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

Johnny B. Truant is a standard contributor to most desirable company blogs Copyblogger and Problogger, the director and MC of the digital price tag software for Blogworld, the world’s preeminent running a blog and new media convention, and the writer of The Badass undertaking, a nonprofit association devoted to taking out excuses and profiling individuals with disabilities who make such a lot so-called “able-bodied” humans seem like overall wimps.